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21, male, red hair, big heart, open mind.
Sic Parvis Magna
❝ Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee. ❞

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from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

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galaxynextdoor:

Bloodborne art and screens

jew-tube:

Explaining this skit to people is impossible

omgbjerg:

We started from the bottom, now were at worlds. Wow.
Thanks so much for 500 followers.

itkindofrollsoffthetongue:

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

BABIES