Sic Parvis Magna

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A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.

20, male, red hair, big heart, open mind.

Sic Parvis Magna

Dayum y’all I got my dad’s watch, a gift from my aunt to him, for Christmas, because he can’t use it! Swag for days.

So uhh yeah. This happened.
I wrote a book. Get em while they’re hot. https://www.createspace.com/4089345

Ay wot, I’m drunk.
Cat photo bombed me in the upper right!

But it’s blackberry witbier though. It’s so good.

PROOF! I actually bought a flannel. It would look better on you.

“My problem is being able to keep a girl long term.” “That’s the only thing I have figured out.”

I have finally stepped up from boy to man and tied my own tie. Mighty ducks of anaheim pride. It will always be the Pond for me.

I am so over being awake. And I have to be in a meeting in like 10 hours. Gross. So ask me stuff and talk to me all you crazy night people!

No photoset has ever been more representative of my life.

In honor of St. Baldrick’s, have some before and after pictures of my longest hair and beard ever, and then shortest hair and trimmed to scruff.